So, you’re a really good tap dancer and you’re sick of those Columbias who win costume contests by just standing there. You’re an Eddie who can blow a saxophone like nobody’s business…or you’re a Janet who can literally suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Well, now you can win an AWARD for that!
The 35th anniversary costume contest will be like no other contest before. It will have three sections:
1) a question-and-answer section where you must answer a question in character
2) a costume parade where you and all the other people dressed like your character will strut your stuff on the catwalk, and
3) a talent section where you can do anything you want, in character, for 90 seconds. You can shadowcast a scene, play an instrument, recite a bad poem, or light your farts — as long as the kids aren’t horrified, it’s a go.
This is your opportunity to be as creative and ridiculous as possible, while still giving you a chance to win an award for having the most perfect tap shoes (sequins! No, rhinestones! No, sequins!!!)
Awards will be given for each individual character. If you do not win an individual character award, you are eligible to win one of the top three pageant titles, the highest of which is the GRAND SUPREME COSTUME BITCH (or ASSHOLE)!
(If you wish to enter, please email casting@sinscon.com. We would particularly need to know if your talent will require an audio, video, or other special setup. You may sign up right until the day of the contest, but we need to know about special setups in advance, or you’ll be singin’ a capella, baby.)